It's probably my addictive personality

Conversation I had with my client's friend today:

[I was holding the three month old baby.]

Friend to Me: You pregnant?

Me to Friend (smiling, eyebrow cocked as I looked over my glasses): Do I look pregnant?

Friend to me (laughing): Naw. You got kids?

Me to Friend: Nope, not yet.

Friend to me: Well I just thought, I mean, Dat baby take to you like crack.