Throughout this time that I've been staying at home, "nesting," and basically getting my shizz organized, I've determined something about myself.
I'm going to make a kick-ass Housewife or Stay at Home Mom.
The problem is, as I've been informed by my lovely boyfriend, that I am neither a wife, nor a mom. Therefore, I've decided that I'm going to call myself a kick-ass "House-maiden."
The problem there is that "House-maidens" although fabulous in that they stay at home in their pretty nighties and drink coffee and blog all day, don't make money doing so. And, well, this pretty 2-bedroom, 2 bath apartment/Castle I'm renting somehow costs money to sit around and be fabulous in.
House-maiden needs a job...and a purpose in life.
So, I'm going for my first "Group Interview" today. Prayers Please!!
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1 comment:
as a fellow texas blogfriend, i wish i could tell you that i had leads for you...alas, i am a graduate student and have no clue what it means to work in this state. I do know, however, that there is no state income tax! Any testicle festival's happening this long weekend? HOLY COW. I laughed. Hard.
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